Imagine for a second that Butler beat Duke for the NCAA Championship. Imagine that Gordon Heyward DRILLED the last second half-court heave, and that there was complete joy & euphoria & widespread economic prosperity throughout all of America.
But imagine that it was short-lived.
Because for demonstrative purposes, imagine that the referee WAIVED OFF the final shot because of an illegal screen set by Matt Howard a split-second before the shot was launched. Personal foul. No basket. Duke wins. America riots & martial law is declared.
In some parallel universe, perhaps this happened. And in that parallel universe, head referee Brody Boreheart explained his controversial call in a postgame press-conference. This is that press conference.