Four days until Sao Paulo, people. Let’s get our heads on. Go or no-go.
GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!! AARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
That’s the spirit. VERSUS?
We’re a go. Commencing Operation MUTE ARUTE.
Very well. Brazil?
¡Goiás! ¡Filho da puta! ¡¡¡¡¡¡FESTA!!!!! [quickly erupts into a spirited naked beach-volleyball game]
10-4, we’re a go. Oh … and we just bought the Chrysler Building in New York. It’s now called the Sao Paulo Indy 300 Center. Much love.
Excellent. Maker’s Mark? You ready to officially sponsor the Pagoda yet?
No-go. But we’re getting closer.
Crap. IndyCar.com Fan Forums?
OMG! WE’RE A FREAKIN GO. LOL!!! Hahahaha!!! ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
GO. [explative deleted] YEAH!
I guess. Go.
Pagoda Department of Obscure & Long-Winded Historical Comparisons?
We’re a go, Command. BOY ARE WE EVER!! Real quickly, you heard of this Caravaggio fellow, the Italian artist from the 1500’s? Get this — he once “murdered a tennis opponent WITH A DAGGER TO THE GROIN!!” Oh he’s just wonderful!! He’s like the gay, 16th century EJ Viso!! I’ll tell you about it later.
Terrific. Esteemed racing writer Michael Knight?
I AM VERY IMPORTANT AND I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR SUCH FOOLISHNESS.
Ooooookkkaaaaay. Very well. Danica?
Awwwww, ALREADY!? Poop. I’m a go. I guess. Pity.
You go to hell, Hobbson.
Fine. Go. Whatever. It’s probably the last year of American Open Wheel racing anyway. God I wish it was 1983. YOU DIE NOW, BARNHART!!!!!
Jesus, this has gone sideways in a hurry. Sensible, Positive Reinforcements? Please tell me you’re a go.
Abso-diddily-lutely!!! It’s a big GO!
That’s more like it. Pagoda folk? …